BE CAREFUL GUYS!!! Me and my girlfriend were awakened at 3 oclock in the morning on friday by a loud pounding on the door, dog was going mad! I thought who the f*** is that! So i gets up and goes to the door where a drunk guy was standing, in the pouring rain, he said im sorry mate, i wouldnt ask if i wasnt desperate, but could you give me a push please? I said Having a laugh in ya mate! It is 3 oclock in the f***ing morning! I slammed the door and went back to bed. Who was that? Asked my girlfriend Just some drunk guy asking for a push, Did you help him? she asks No, Its 3 oclock in the morning and it is pi**ing down! Well, you have a short memory, Dont you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two men helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself ! So i quickly threw on a onsie and go out into the pounding rain. I said Hello mate are you still there? Yes he says Do you still need a push? I asked Yes, please! But couldnt see him Where are you? I ask Over here on the swing! Says the guy!
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 06:13:07 +0000