BJP manifesto 1. We will rebuild the Ram Setu using a force of workers who will wear monkey uniform to pay tribute to Lord Rams monkey army. 2. We will build Ram Temple. Before that we will make a law that every child will get a photo of Ram temple and a tattoo of hanuman at the time of birth registration. 3. We will make vegetarian mutton, chicken and fish. 4. We will ensure that Muthalik becomes the head of a new CVC. The new CVC will stand for Chief Vigilante Commissioner. 5. We will make sure that India looks saffron from space. 6. Illiteracy is a great social evil. We want to make every Indian literate in Gayatri mantra and hanuman chaleesa. 7. We will hold nation-wide contests on creating new and powerful anti-Pakistan slogans. 8. Trishul making will be given the status of a cottage industry. All Gandhi Gramudyog stores will now stock cows urine and trishuls. 9. We will install a Cow at every major traffic junction in the country to instil respect for mother cow. 10. All automobiles will have to use the Mooo sound in their horns. 11. We will make Shri RavisankarPrasad the head of the English department at St Stephens college in Delhi. 12. To make minorities feel safe we will ensure that they are given identity markers to wear all the time. 13. If there is any incident of casteism, the lower caste person will get a free mobile and laptop as immediate relief. 14. We will sever ties with Italy permanently. 15. We will ensure that all malnourished children are given enough prayers and Prasad in temples. 16. We will make sure that women are reserved in their pallus(veils) and inside their homes. 17. Subramanian swami will be awarded the job of National Security Advisor. 18. We will hold annual milk drinking contests in the Parliament. Enough of manifestos- we will win without one!!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 17:52:59 +0000
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