BMW Football - Rule 764. Section 12, Part III, paragraph I. Failure of parents to abide by said rostering system, regardless of prior local etiquette knowledge of said social football/netball system, will result in children being published. Punishment to be dealt out by highest classed social etiquette leader voted in by concerned mothers and those who think that the way it was governed 25 years ago is still relevant today. Punisher must ensure that the punished parent is:- 1. Spoken to as if they are stupid, 2. Spoken to in front of several of her peers(must be more than three persons) 3. Spoken to in a loud manner, 4. No excuse is allowable, this includes loss of limbs (clause 7 - special allowances given only to a select few, these select few must be of excellent butt kissing qualities and owe favour of much gratitude to the punisher or enforcer) 5. Once punishment is handed out punisher must continue to rant and rave about the qualities of the draconian law system enforced within the club ensuring clear statement is made about the qualities of such laws regardless of the increasing number of complaints received about these laws. 6. The punisher must then carry on about the letters of complaint received and make clear statement as to who they are, thus ensuring they break any confidentiality clauses attached to the letter. 7. Once punisher has finished the torment and is suitably satisfied that the punished parent, with child that has been sentenced, is a nervous wreck and visibly upset, then request that the child come to the next game she has been told she cannot play and sit on the bench as they do not have the numbers. (No shit Sherlock, I wonder why...) 8. As punisher you may now pat yourself on the back and discuss openly with much emphasis on yourself having carried out your patriotic duties with several others as to ensure maximum gossiping. 9. Your job is done. Hey guess what, then you get to meet me... Yep, the bloke who questions such ridiculous draconian outdated rules set in place to suit a country social system that is long gone... Welcome to modern life. Ten years there will be no members due to those who think the way it worked 25 years ago is just fine....
Posted on: Mon, 01 Jul 2013 23:54:28 +0000
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