BREAKING NEWS: Chickens have filed in an injunction restraining all well meaning Zambians from slaughtering them during this years Christmas period. According to the press statement released by press aid assistant to the Broilers , Village chicken Mukolwe, said , it has become a norm to many Zambians killing chickens in huge numbers when the bible says thou shall not kill. Mukolwe calls this as barbaric and un democratic and satanic. Speaking during the same time, Imbwa Galu Dog whos the minister of home affairs appealed to all Zambians to avoid reporting home late and drunk. Mr Imbwa Galu Dog also said, he is grateful to God that the MA BONZO FREEZE was overdue. He called this as huge motivation to barking and biting. He further mentioned that in the next 24 hours, expect good service delivery and has urged parents to avoid giving their kids meat in the presence of Ba Police ( puppies) for this may cause serious injuries. A Chitimukulu Mbuzi Goat also complained lamentably that Bembas in Chibolya towns of Lusaka and Bulangililo of Kitwe Kopala are killing them too much for IMICHOPO. Mr Goat revealed that Galu is actually a taste meat which Bembas can also enjoy just like their talkative Chinese friends do. But this raised a lot of hurdles in the meeting which led to Mr Galu to say, Bembas should go back to their tradition delicacy Kolwe since theres no Ebola in Zambia. However, Goat thanked the pipo of Eastern province for delivering according to their Christmas promises- eating their prominent traditional healthy food, Imbeba mice. HAPPY FESTIVE SEASON REMEMBER JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 06:25:56 +0000
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