BREAKING NEWS During a recent robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: Dont move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called Mind Changing Concept or TABDEELI” - Changing the conventional way of thinking. A female employee was lying on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape! This is called Being Professional or INQILABI” - Focus only on what you are asked to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): Big brother, lets count how much we got. The older robber rebutted and said: Stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count, wait! and soon BREAKING NEWS will tell us how much we robbed from the bank This is called Awareness or AZADI - E - SIHAFAT” - Only listen to what interests you or is of your interest! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called Swim with the tide or JUMHORIYAT” - Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: It will be good if there is a robbery every month. This is called Prioritisation or PRIVATISATION” - Personal gains leads to innumerable material advantages!” The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief! This is called Knowledge is worth as much as gold!
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 13:07:40 +0000
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