BREAKING NEWS ::: Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370, has landed in Mattala Zoological Airport in Southern Sri Lanka.Terrorism experts say Mattala is ideal to avoid detection, as no other airline uses the facility. All 227 Passengers and 12 Crew members will be held hostage until the 29th of March 2014 to cast their votes in over 1650 polling stations X 227 = 374,500 Votes in favour of the Ruling UPFA Government. During this period all 239 will be walked over 10 times a day through the Mattala Zoological Air Port Arrival and Departure gates as part of their routine exercise Program. This will record 2390 Tourist Arrivals per day for 22 days will show 105,160 Tourist Arrivals in and out of the country and will be declared by the Ministry of Tourism and Economic Development. All the personal belongings of the Passengers and crew (including the undergarments they are wearing) will taken to the Medamulana Free Market and requisitioned on Presidential Orders. Thereafter, what ever that is NOT POSSESSED by the First Family will sent for appraisal to the Valuation Department of the Government of Sri Lanka and those whose personal belongings exceed US$ 1000/= in value will be computed by the special cabinet appointed procurement committee that is world renowned in multiplication methods, which will multiply this by 100,000 and an investment of US$ 100 Million each will be awarded with Mega Project Investor status for FDIs by the Board of Investment of Sri Lanka and the Prestigious GOLD CARD tax payer status by the Department of Inland revenue. Those of Chinese origin who do not qualify the investment criteria, shall be sent to work along side with their Countrymen Prisoners as forced labourers in the Multitude of Projects carried out by Black listed Chinese companies, and Health Centers, 24 Hour Foot Spas, Massage Clinics and Brothels in the City. Those of Malaysian origin will be sent to the Vanni to work for Deshabandu : Ven. Kumaran Pathmanathans (also known as KPs) many NERDO Projects. Those of American, British of European Origin shall be shot by a Hired Mercenary White Skin Firing Squad from Ukraine or Albenia but will be attired in British SAS & US Marine Uniforms. The Mercenary soldiers will be necessary as Sri Lankan Soldiers DO NOT partake in anything that takes lives even of an insect and most of them are to be ordained as Monks. This will be filmed on Video and a detailed analysis will be given by Sri Lankas Internationional Tourist Expert a self acclaimed maestro named Dr/ Professor/ Pundit. Rohan Gunaratne and this video will be presented at the forthcoming U.NHuman Rights Sessions on 26th March 2014.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 16:27:04 +0000
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