BREAKING NEWS: Moments ago, while speaking to TMZ about Ghandi: Las Vegas Pimp, Marcos The Officer dropped a bombshell. Heres what he said: Please, this movie is going to beat the crap out of Guardians of the Galaxy. Who cares about that second tier team anyway? It just goes to show you that the geriatric wannabe superhero, Stan Lee, is getting more and more senile about everything including his business decisions by the second. In fact, I think Ive had all I can stand with regards to that old fart. Stan Lee, if youre listening, Im inviting you to be my special guest at Pinnacle of Pain 4 this year, so if youve got the guts, come on down. Ill save you a front row seat. Thats right, I said if you have the guts, because if you come to the show, Im going to call you out in front of the entire IWF universe and show them your true worth; absolutely nothing. How will I do that, you ask? By leaving your decrepit ass lying on the canvas, thats how and I promise you, this wont be some Chris Jericho/Mickey Rourke two-second slap fight. No, sir, this is gonna be the full on destruction of the Comic Book Cuckoo. If you have the balls, old man, call me or the IWF head office and tell them that you want that ticket! No word from the Stan Lee camp as of this posting, but one can be sure that word will get around to the comic book legend very soon. For those curious, the Stan Lee interview that was supposed to have aired last week on Larry King was bumped in favor of an in-depth investigation on the whereabouts of The Tourettes Guy.
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 08:06:08 +0000
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