BREAKING NEWS: Over the past couple of days trade rumours have been circulating around former unofficial team captain, Gus The Fisherman Griffin. In an attempt to improve several key aspects of the team including (but not limited to): Skill, effort, strength, chat, attractiveness, and co-operation, team management has been contacting other teams around the league in order to find a player that complements our already impressively below-average roster. We received several offers from interested teams, including Kings’ offer of a copy of Magic Mike on DVD, two used tissues and a free hug token. Unfortunately Kings reconsidered this offer when they saw Gus play futsal. Team management is currently working on completing a trade with Kavanagh College who has offered a half-eaten Big Mac and a broken tennis racquet for Gus’s contract and Oli Chignell’s condom. More updates to come.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 09:00:01 +0000
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