BREAKING NEWS from Ass. Press: They are reporting the end of Movie - TopicsExpress



          

BREAKING NEWS from Ass. Press: They are reporting the end of Movie Theaters. They are to be replaced by Surround Vision. A process where television screens will circle the the perimeter of your living space. You sit in the center while your easy chair rotates to follow the action. There will no longer be a need for writers as the highly funded actors ad-lib their lines with their own dialogue, such as Kill, kill, kill, over and over again. Apparently they are having a problem with smell-a-vision(TM) because death stinks.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 07:21:26 +0000

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