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Baby crap is waaaaay too expensive! This statement is obviously apparent, but I did not realize to what degree until Nicole and I went and registered at BuyBuy Baby yesterday. By the way, were registered at BuyBuy Baby. Our unborn child, who is still nameless, has contributed nothing to society and makes my fiancé very potently gassy, (which does NOT smell like pink roses) so why does this little punk deserve all this stuff? $90 for two Joovyboob bottles? Do they offer financing?? I went on a scanning rampage with their gun. $599 baby crib; scanned. $90 joovyboob bottles; scanned. $425 dual stroller; scanned. $275 carseat; scanned. I started to scan stuff just for the sake of scanning. $399 rocking recliner; scanned. $45 diaper bag in a backpack form to make me feel cooler; scanned twice. This is everyones official invite to our shower. Bring diapers, beer, the cocaine, whatever ails ya!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 21:42:28 +0000

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