Balayya is setting up a new college in Hyderabad and decided to name it as “Balayya Medical college of Engineering” Joke-53 A bird SHITS on BALAYYA- He shouts Angrily, “NEE YANKAMMA DRAWYER ESUKOACHU KADA” then Bird shouted Back,”NEE AYYA NUV DRAWYER LO VELTHAVA ENTRA!” Joke-54 Balayya in a Computr LAB lecturer questioned, what is Microsoft Excel? Balayya – “It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer Joke-55 BALAIAH English exam kosam “FRIEND” ane essay prepare ayyadu. Kani examlo “FATHER” ane essay vachindi. FRIND place lo FATHER petti ila rasadu. = = I AM A VERY FATHER’LY PERSON. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHER’S. SOME OF MY FATHER’S ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR . Jr NTR – Nuvu keka babai Joke-56 Balayya’s wife: Yemandi.. ikkada lifeboy soap pettanu ledhe? Balayya – TV lo arogyaniki rakshana isthundhi lifeboy ani add vasthunte chusi soap thinesa. Joke-57 Balayya – Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani… aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu… Doctor – Stupid, ela dorukuthundi… adi naa signature ra JAFFA… Joke-58 A friend of Balayya asks him a question: Friend – khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu? Balayya – 6 Friend – kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu…. Balayya – Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu.. Friend – ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada??? Balayya – abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu… Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question: Balayya – Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu.. Jr.NTR:10 Balayya – Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini… Joke-59 Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself… you know what was the question? Interviewer – Which is the best and biggest network and the answer was an amazing one….. Balayya – CARTOON NETWORK. Joke-60 Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo. Balayya – Ee shampoo entha? Shopkeeper – 110Rs Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda? Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir. Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave??? Joke-61 Ballaya to shopkeeper: oka 8th class book ivvandi Shopkeeper – Stock ledu Balayya – Aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku Joke-62 Lecturer – Why did Balayya put his radio in his refrigerator Jr Ntr – Because he wanted to hear cool music. Joke-63 Lecturer – Why did Balayya sleep with a scale? Jr Ntr – Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept Joke-64 Balayya – All over my body where I press I have pain. Doctor – Take whole body scan. Balayya – Ok Doctor – Result of scan: finger fractured! Joke-65 Balayya – Orey abbai, samudram enduku ‘uppongu tundi’? Jr Ntr – Babai, samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti.. edi kuda teliyadha? Joke-66 Oneday Balayya was walking in the rain. Jr Ntr – Asked why there is a hole in the Umrella? Balayya – How do I know if rain stops, that’s why this hole Joke-67 JAILER – asked Balayya nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav? Balayya – oka lady journalist T shirt midha “press” ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe ! Joke-68 Balayya – Whats your car name Jr Ntr – I dont know but it starts with T Balayya – You are very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol ! Joke-69 Balayya – Lost His Cheque Book.! Bank Manager – Be Careful, Any1 Can Put Ur Sign. Balayya – I m Not Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques Joke-70 Balayya – Was putting dogs tail into a pipe. Jr Ntr – Babai dogs tail never become straight. Balayya – Orey idiot I am trying to bend the pipe. Joke-71 Balayya – sir, phone lo roju bedhirimpu calls vastunnai Police – Emani? Balayya – Recharge cheskokapothe connection cut chestamani sir! Joke-72 Balayya – orey dheeni meaning cheppu ra’I AM GOING “ante enti? Jr Ntr – ‘nenu velthunna’. Balayya – plz ra answer cheppi pora. Joke-73 Balayya – I am soooo happy to share with u all that Rakhi Savanth is in my next movie……..! Jr Ntr – Oooh God!! Babai…….You have no Idea what you are saying……….!!!! Balayya – Yes, I have no Idea, mine is Airtel………..!!!! from that only I am saying…. Joke-74 Balayya – Balayya circle ga theruguthu vuntadu Jr Ntr – Enduku babai circle ga theruguthu vunnavu Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatnenchandhi ani annaru andhuke! Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!! Joke-75 Balayya – Balayya Thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu Jr Ntr – Enduku babai thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu. Balayya – Thala noppiraa.. Jr Ntr – Ayethe tablet vesuko Balayya – Nenu fool ne anukuntunnava, nenu tablet vesukunna kani adhi kadupuloki vellindhi, kabbati adhi thalaloke vellalanee thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu. Jr Ntr – Nuvvu keka babai Joke-76 Jr Ntr – Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu…? Balayya – Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara.. Joke-77 Old & Blind Man – Babu idi pagala rathra? Balayya replied- Ammo thatha garu nenu kuda e vuriki kothe. Old & Blind Man – Ori baaliga nuvva ra. Joke-78 Nurse – Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi … Balayya – Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi……….???? Joke-79 Jr Ntr – Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu…? Balayya – Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu “OVER AINDI” ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra …..! Joke-80 Balayya bobo joke Bobo speed 1 bit memory 1 bite Presentation scene: Question-1: who is the worst actor hari krishna or tarak? Ans: hypothetical question Question-2: Mee daggarnunchi andariki nacche film eppudu vastundi? Ans: adi meeru 100 yrs wait chesina raadu Last Question: Devudu vunnada leda? Ans: kaleja cinema chusa devudu unnadu… Joke-81 Balayya Next Movie Dialogue – ప్రజల కోసం కుక్కనవుత, ఊర కుక్కనవుతా, పిచ్చి కుక్కనవుతా, ఇంకా ఊర పందిని కూడా అవుతా!! Joke-82 Jr Ntr – Babai….antha cool water tho bath ela chesthunav, chali veyatleda… Balayya – Arey jaffa nenu already sweeter vesukoni chesthunanu:) Nevu kaka Babai Funny Dialogue from parama veera chakra: Balayya – Avasaram ithe prajala kosam acting manesthadu,fighting manesthadu, dance manesthadu,inka avasaram ithey maro cinema tiyadam apesthadu. Prajalu – Neeku adey correct decision Song from salute. Ninnena nenu chusthundi adavi pandina. Nuvvena neku la unna seema pandina. Kopamlo adavi dunna la. Rupam lo gunna enugula. Chupullo pandi kokkula. Chinnarula chaddilo pad la. Intaki nuvvu manishiva balayya va. Entaki nuv mammalni vadalava. from balayya veerabhimani sandy
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