Barrister Joba whos gone to the village for Xmas celebration went hunting in a nearby village. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Akpos Yard on the other side of a fence. As Barrister Joba climbed over the fence, Akpos asked him what he was doing. Joba responded, I shot a duck and it fell in this field, Im going in to retrieve it. Akpos replied, This is my property, and you are not coming over here. Arrogant Joba said, I am one of the best trial attorneys in this country, and, if you dont let me get that duck,Ill sue you and take everything! Akpos smiled and said, Apparently, you dont know how we do things here. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule. Barrister Joba asked, What is the three-Kick Rule? The Farmer Akpos replied, Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up. Barrister Joba quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the Akpos cos he is older. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The Akpos slowly walked up to him. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy workboot into Jobas groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped Joba nose off his face. Barrister Joba was flat on his belly when the farmers Akpos third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. He eventually summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, Okay, you Akpos, now its my turn. Akpos smiled and said, Now, I give up. You can have the duck.. How Many Like For Akpos
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 15:30:00 +0000
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