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Batang henyo :)) sobrang problema na talaga ang dulot ng bata kaya dinala na sya sa principals office. PEDRO : masyado na po akong matalino. ang ate ko ang high school pero mas matalino pa ako sa kanya. dapat high school na din ako. . napag usapan ni teacher at principal na bigyan ng test at pag bumagsak titigil na at tatahmik ang bata principal : 3 x 3? PEDRO : 9 principal : 6 x 6 ? PEDRO : 36 nasagutan ng bata lahat ng tanong ni principal principal : (tumingin kay teacher) tingin ko kelangan na talaga natin syang ipasa teacher : ako muna mag tatanong ma’am. ano ang meron sa kalabaw na apat at sakin ay dalawa? PEDRO : legs po teacher : ano ang meron sa pants mo na wala sakin? PEDRO : bulsa teacher : matigas sya, may pula, pink at sari saring kulay. naglalabas ng sticky? (nagulat si principal at dumilat ang mata), pipigilan nya sana pero bago sya makapag salita ) PEDRO : bubble gum teacher : ano ang ginagawa ng lalake na naka tayo. babae naka upo, ginagawa ng aso 3 legs lang? ( lumaki na talaga ang mata ni principal at bago pa sya magsalita) PEDRO : shake hands po naka hinga ng maluwag si principal teacher : ngumiti : ok ka lang ba? nest questions? PEDRO : ( ngumiti) yes ma’am teacher : tinali mo ako para tumayo. nababasa ako bago ikaw? (gulat si principal) PEDRO : tent po teacher : ang daliri ay pumapasok sakin, hinahawakan pag walang magawa. pinaka magaling na lalake lang ang nakaka kuha neto (kinakabahan na si principal) PEDRO : wedding ring teacher : iba’t iba ang laki, pag hinihipan at mainit init. may tumutulo? PEDRO : ilong teacher : word starts F ends K, mainit, nakakagulat? PEDRO : fire truck teacher : F ulet ends K, kung di mo kaya gamitin mo na kamay mo PEDRO : Fork teacher : nasa lalake lang . mahaba yung iba, di ginagamit ni santo papa ginagamit na ng babae pagkatapos ikasal (di na makapag salita si principal) PEDRO : last name teacher : parte ng lalake, puro muscle walang buto at gamit sa making love PEDRO : heart po teacher : matigas, bilog at may ulo PEDRO : piso teacher : mahaba, matigas at may buhok sa dulo? PEDRO : tooth brush teacher : matigas, tuwid at pula ang dulo? PEDRO : posporo nakahinga ng maluwag si principal principal : ipadala na natin sa college to, sa lahat ng tanong mo 10 ang mali ko. WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!HOLY MAMA

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