*** Be jolly *** The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with. Doing my Christmas shopping early, was the reply. That not illegal!. How early were you shopping? Before the store was open. How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year. Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. What denomination? asked the clerk. Oh! my goodness! Have we come to this? said Carol, Well give me 50 Methodist and 50 Baptists ones please. What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 07:17:45 +0000
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