> Be sitting on computer > thinking about ogres > by ogres, i mean multiple shreks > go outside > neighbour looks at me strange > say In japan they wear cat ears! Here I can wear ogre ears! > Go back inside > Next day mum asks me to take of shrek ears. > Tell her I cant > This joke has gone far enough. Its beyond funny > She thinks Im joking > We are going to church in 1 hour, you better be dressed and take off those stupid ears. > Feel sad. > 10 mins later dressed for church. > No ears. > mum: Thats better. > We go to church. > Im sitting next to my sister and mum. Church is only half full (obviously everyone converting to shrek) > Priest asks everyone to stand up and join hands > Everyone stands up with hands out and they hold hands. > Place my two throbbing concealed onions into the hands of my sister and mum. > Mum goes bezerk > Sister is embarassed - Why do you always do this?!? > No one else has any idea what is going on. > We leave, with mum gripping me by my human ear. > Tears in my eyes
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 13:13:18 +0000
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