#Beattheheat #SabseachheDin Are you sweating like a pig at home, after 12 hours at work? Is your geyser dying jealous of your Cintax tanki because its producing boiling water in half the time? Are you frying your eggs on the balcony floor? Is your car ac throwing flames like the silencers of the cars in Fast and the Furious.? Is your salary now same as the temperature in your city? Are you afraid to even use the restroom because its called the loo? Are you contemplating suicide? Are you suffering from acute power cuts and voltage fluctuations.? STOP. dont panic. Forget the thanda pani, the bale ka sharbat, the litchi ka juice, the cucumber ka raita, the onion ka salad, the watermelon ka tukda etc etc etc Follow my 5, easy, undeniable 100 percent reliable, irrefutable secrets to feel icy cold this summer. 1. If your name is Farooq Sheikh. Change it ASAP to Farooq - Nath Sheikh - awat. If you are living in UP, let the name be, just add Yadav in the end...!! Others follow suit. 2. Are you wearing leopard prints lingerie or the pathetic white jockey vest and underwear. Throw all colors out and restrict tour inner wear selection yo Saffron ( orange for the less educated) 3. Forget the Ek Onkar, the Hanuman chalisa, the quran, the Bible rhymes. Recite this mantra 108 times every alternate hour... har har Modi, ghar ghar Modi. 4. Is your address C 32? Flat no D - 404? Get it changed immediately to RSS 32 and RSS-404. 5. Lastly, catch hold of any random stranger preferably a Muslim. Gift him a shawl and force him to gift you a white saree for your mother. Follow these 5 rules for uninterrupted power supply and a super chilly winter in the month of June. PS: when it starts snowing, kindly reduce the number of mantras to 54 every alternate hour. If you dont, we might recede back to ice age.
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 07:04:22 +0000
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