Because I have no other place to put it, and I need to rant: How wild provoked bears could help our society. Modern man has no natural predators, excluding man and microbes. However this has not always been true. Leading up too, during and shortly after the IceAge man had many preditors it had to contend with. Say large cats like Smiladon (sabertooth for you lamen), the than GIANT pig and of course DireBear (sometimes called super bear). The Bear has not changed much since that time. It still lives in nearly every environment we do and would, given the chance, still munch us like cold Mcnuggets given the chance. Bears have the intelligence of a murderous Pitbull and the strength of Minator, packed into the body of a mutant russian super-soldier. Man on the other hand has changed some since our time since bears became a non-issue. In that we have become sooooo plentiful that human life is actually quite cheap. Bears have become a nonissue because of this fact. Simply put, an individual gets eaten by a bear, no biggy; have another. However, as our population grew so too did our huberous; while our common intelligence pulled an Evis and not only left the building but took a deepfried banana and peanut butter shit on the toilet. Why than is this essay called How wild povoked bears could help society? Because there are some people among us, so grossly inept that they are accidentally alive. The literal circumstances of society have become so safe that its nigh impossible for Darwinism to take its due course. In fact it could be argued that societies great strength is to allow those in society that would have been wearing a bike helmet to a baseball game a few decades ago to artificially and accidentally continue to breath all the good oxygen into their unused brain tissue. And therein is the issue. Darwinsim is clearly not a threat to people like this. Thus I propose the following to rectify the issue: Step 1: Gather the bears. Breed them all together to get one big, mean angry super-bear. We know its in their genes so lets express those babies! Step 2: Stop feeding them. Put them all on rotation of feeding them only when ABSOLUTELY nessecary AND make sure that those meals are our hardened fellons. This does 2 things for us. A> Gets rid of our unwanted fellons AND B> Gives our bears a taste of human blood. Step 3: Randomly release into the public. Specifically in lower educational areas like rural and inner city locations. Now you might ask yourself, wait a tic! This sounds like the rantings of a frustrated maniac just trying to get rid of societies idiots!? and you would be right BUT hear me out. IF we release ENOUGH bears, the people that CLEARLY dont deserve to suck up all the air will walk up to pet them like the morons they are. Our idiots will be strolling along, whistling off tune and drooling on their shoes when BAM bear attack! BOOM! no more sociological invalid. Consider all the jobs? You have the midget slave force needed to capture, train and abuse the bears regularly. You have the work force releasing them back into the wilds of the ghetto AND you have the added bonus of clearing out the stupid from our gene pool. This is literally a win/win.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 16:04:38 +0000
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