Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldnt help noticing how beautiful Bens roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his moms thoughts, Ben volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates. About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, Ever since your mother came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose she took it, do you? Ben said, Well, I doubt it, but Ill write her a letter just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, Im not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and Im not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read: Dear Son, Im not saying that you do sleep with Allison, and Im not saying that you do not sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 14:50:45 +0000
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