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Bender routinely claims to be made of thirty to forty percent of various metals, typically following his claims up by knocking on his own chassis. Unfortunately, his credibility on this matter is thrown into question by the fact that his various claims now add up to well over one hundred percent. Bender has alternately claimed to be: 40% Zinc 40% Titanium 30% Iron - Presumably mixed with osmium. 40% Dolomite 40% Lead - Canon status of video game uncertain. 40% Luck/horseshoes - Composition of the horseshoes unknown. 40% Chromium - Bender was not the one to make this claim, it was an Antarian. 60% Storage space 40% Scrap metal 40% Wire 40% Empty 40% Ass - Non-canon.
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 08:25:07 +0000

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