Best Yo Daddy Jokes No. Yo Daddy Joke Rating 1. Yo Daddy so ugly that Sonic runs fast because of him! 4.56 2. Yo Daddy so stupid, he ordered a cheeseburger without cheese! 4.50 3. Yo Daddy so stupid, he locked himself in the bathroom and peed himself! 4.43 4. Yo Daddy so fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming. 4.15 5. Yo Daddy so stupid he got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. 4.10 6. Yo Daddy so fat he went to court and the judge said, Order in the court and he said, Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu! 4.02 7. Yo Daddy so stupid he put two quarters in his ear and thought he was listening to the rapper 50 cent! 4.00 8. Yo Daddy so fat that when we went in line for the Arizona Diamondbacks, I told him, We have to wait one hour. But when we went in line, we were already to the front. 4.00 9. Yo Daddy so old I slapped him on the back and his nuts fell off! 3.96 10. Yo Daddy so stupid, when he heard he was going to have a baby, he started pushing! 3.95 11. Yo Daddys dick so small, if yo Mama was an ant, she still couldnt play with it! 3.84 12. Yo Daddy so black he gets lost in the dark. 3.77 13. Yo Daddy so short he made Kevin Hart look tall! 3.76 14. Yo Daddy so ugly he gives Freddy Krueger nightmares! 3.75 15. Yo Daddy so fat hes on both sides of the family. 3.74 16. Yo Daddy so fat that when he sat down on the couch next to yo Mama, no-one ever saw it or yo Mama again! 3.74 17. Yo Daddy so fat that when the Doctor checked, his dick was fat enough! 3.71 18. Yo Daddy so ugly, the goldfish crackers dont smile back! 3.71 19. Yo Daddy so poor he found five cent on the ground and said, Ooh, its my pay check! 3.71 20. Yo Daddy so like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 09:49:55 +0000
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