Best lost narcotic excuse conversation Ive heard In sometime...this one stars loopy the patients dog. * ( ) indicate my thoughts where are my words. The name of the patient has been changed to protect their identity...the dog was actually named Loopy. Patient X hey man you seriously are not gonna believe this Me: (probably not but cant wait to hear it) yes sir how can we help ya today Patient X: well I need to get my Xanax and Hy-drock-a-don filled a little early! I do have a good reason, seriously Me: (riiiiiiight) oh i see, well how early are we talking? (Wait what the hell is hyDrock-a-don) Do you mean hydrocodone? Patient X: yes my hyDrock-a-don Me: (amazing) okay well I see its about ten days early...why are you needing to fill it? Patient X: *pause->blank stare* well uh ya see its my dog. Me: (oh this is going to make for a great FB post) Your dog? Patient X: yes, yes its very unfortunate about my dog. Me: (tell me hes not going with the dog ate my Vicodin and Xanax...just tell me) what happened to your dog? Patient X: well its loopy...my dog loopy got into my medicine Me: (and boom goes the dynamite) he did? Well what type of dog is he? How much does he weigh and what breed? Did ya take him to the vet? Patient X: no he just ran around scratching his head a lot and then ate a bunch of food, humped the couch and rolled over dead. See loopy has always been sort of a strange dog. Craziest black lab Ive ever had...or had. So youll fill my rx early right? Me:(feeling sorta bad now) sorry about your dog man. Let me call your doctor and see what I can work out Phone rings....cashier up front: can you tell that guy back there to come get his dog? His leash is tied to his bike and hes about to knock over our trash can. Me: (oh hell no) Is it a black lab? Cashier: yep and he has a bandana around its back that says Loopy. Can you see if its his Me: yea I believe it is Um sir, are you sure youre dog is dead? Patient x: oh yes. Yes. Positive. Me: so if I go outside right now there wont be a black lab...tied to a bike...with a bandana that says loopy? Patient x: howd you...uh....uh uh....its a miracle! (Exits pharmacy praising god) Me: poor loopy talk about losing the owner lottery.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 02:30:30 +0000
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