Big joke MARRIAGE SCARIER THAN HELL? A few minutes before the church services started, the town’s people were sitting in their pews and talking . suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said,” Don’t you know who I am? The old man replied, “sure, I do”. Aren’t you afraid of me? Satan asked. Nope, sure ain’t, “ said the man. “don’t you realize I can kill you with one word? Asked Satan. “ I don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even tone. “Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying , physical agony for all eternity? “ persisted Satan. Yes, ‘was the calm rely. “and you’re still not afraid? Asked SATAN. Nope” More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “well, why aren’t you afraid of me?” The man calmly replied, “ I have been married to your sister for over 48 years”
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 11:01:05 +0000
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