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Big news everybody; I just realized Im married to God. Know how I know? Cos every time someone needs money, all they have to do is call on my husband and ask for it, and hell say, How much do you need? Then before I know it, he zips off to a money tree and wires cash to the party in need. Once his hard-earned income is received by the requester, it magically turns into a blessing from above and they quickly give thanks and praise to God. Praise the Lord, God is good. He always comes through for you. Thank you Jesus. So for all of you who have been wondering what God looks like, his skin is medium brown and he still wears a Jheri curl. And just so you know, we do have a son but his name is not Jesus and he was not immaculately conceived.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 15:17:55 +0000

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