Biwi ki awesome Kathaayein 🔄 Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇✋✋✋ 🔄 Law of equality The time taken by a wife when she says Ill get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says Ill call u in 5 min! 🔄 Wife = Where R u.? Husband ?= Im At Bank. Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics Husband ? = Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ??? 🔄 Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click I Agree......!! 🔄 Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? . . . . . . .😶 .😐 .😇 Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas.. 🔄 Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. 🔄 Hubby Ke Bday Par Wife Ne Pucha- Kya Gift Dun?? Hubby:- Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!! Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. 🔄 I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method 🔄 Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. ------------- 🔄 Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband, in the next life.?.. Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge! ----------- 🔄 Getting married is like giving . . . . . Your own Supari.. ------------------------- 🔄 All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does 😎 🔄 🚦Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..?? U cnt say no U cnt say yes Dats Checkmate.! 🔄 STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: You are my only investment, that has doubled. Gud Nyt
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 18:02:22 +0000