Boo! Ah Gday Gday Gday. Its Kwooky Womble. Comin to you from the Neptune Room. Ive written a bit of a song about furries, set it in a Reggae/Hiphop style. Interesting, because Reggae was responsible for Hiphop in the first place. Big ups to Atpaw and Dutch and Zexyz and all the people in channel fursuit. Now Ive written this song to be slow enough for anyone to dance to no matter what sort of fat bastard you are. So get up out of your chair and prepare to dance. One, two, three, bring the beats on. All around the world among the people in the street Are a group of folks whore marching to a different beat Now we arent about to squick you and get all heavy-handed But the furries have landed. Now theres a lot of different furries and I have to respect that. Theres straights and queers, but you might have expected that. But theres no one thing with which to unite us. Aside from the critters, but thats pretty obvious. And by critters of course, I mean the animal kingdom. Not just the furry ones, but the scaly ones with em. As well as the arthropods, fishes and birds. But mainly its the furry ones, so they get the word. In long form we call it anthropomorphics. Its such a lengthy word the ones who use it need their jaws fixed. So its a furry for short, you might have known. Join the chorus while we keep the chant going. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Now, if you listen properly, you will have realized (hooray) That Im not a furry person from the U S of A If you need more information I can lend you a hand, Kwooky Womble is a furry from the great southern land. Now theres furries in Americas, theres furries in the EU. Theres furries in Australia and New Zealand too. Theres furries all around the world I think its safe to say. Planet Earth is furry populated all the way. On the Internet we gather from the soil of all nations. All the races, both genders, and a range of situations. From the rich to the poor, all the furries are we. Whether artists or musicians or strictly RP. Now to help with the furry jargon, heres a quick education. RP is role-playing in a fake situation. RL: is real life, IC is in character Got that? Good. Later on it might matter. Now out of all the furry words, there is one that stands out. That word is yiff, and Ill explain what its all about. Or maybe I wont, because Ill move right along, Cause you cant define yiff in a PG-rated song. But you can define scritch, its like a scratching only nice. And furries get a lot of scritching done in their lives. Thats about the quota for the second verse done. Back to the chant and turn up the fun. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im not a Furby. To make a furrys easy, anyone can do it. You take your favourite animal and mix a human through it. You modify the product, is it real or cartoony? Is it 2 legs or 4? Is it straight, is it loony? Does it have a pair of wings sprouting out of its back, Does it have an extra set of legs that other furs lack? Can it talk or does it speak with psychic communication? Is it you? Is it not? Is it just speculation? Once you have your fursona all sorted out, You can take a walk and see what we are all about Some of us have gone and made a costume for effect, But thats a different story, fursuiting on the left. And to the right we have the artists, who are numerous in style, Any way you like it, they can draw it with a smile. But keep in mind in the mix is every sort of thing, And not all of it is for children which can be a bit of a sting Experimentation is the order of the day. Imagination keeps our mind at play. Now the next verse is long, so Im going to abort, And start the chant early to keep the third one short. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furry. Im furrrry. Up to the down side, and man, its a big one. Theres a bunch of people got the furry nation of the run Misrepresentations are informing the planet. The war against the furries has to stop now dammit Its _Loaded_, and its _Vanity Fair_, its Eurotrash, and its _Marie Claire_. Sad computer geeks in furry costumes. Pet molesting weirdos and orgies in every room. Look at the freaks. Come and see the parade. These Characters are only for children! This is sad and depraved! Pity some people cant stand tall on their feet, without attacking folks whore marching to a different beat. Me, Im only here to have fun. Say what you will the lies and propaganda make the decent furs ill. The very small percentage of furverts aside, most of us furries have nothing to hide. At least we wouldnt if you didnt keep the lies up. So many furries have to keep a disguise up. Theres nothing going on, but were still living in fe-ar, because they put the naughty possum furry on ER. Its not a bad thing for the world to know of us But just the weirdo stuff its not fair part to show of us. We dont mind curiosity, cause thats what were about. But the news crew from the BBC had better watch out. One extra verse might undo a lot of damage Furries have to deal in life with quite enough spammage The science-fiction geeks are completely on our cases and these are people walking around all lost in their spaces The saddest of the saddest and the furries rate below them? One day well drown them all in spooge, and thatll show them. Tongue in cheek aside it would be best to respect us because a lot of people take the other tack and reject us. but honestly, I couldnt care what they think That sort of stupid hatred makes the whole world stink. Id rather be a kook and use my imagination And die a happy death instead of bitter stagnation Well Ive laid it on you furry style the good and the bad the fun and games, and the problems weve had. So sayonara people, now you know what were about, Kwooky Womble on the microphone, over and out.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 17:08:51 +0000
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