Breaking news:Londons Minister of Defence sir Gary Cahill has asked spains interior minister for foreign attacks hon.Diego Costa to release 764 missiles on the roof of old Trafford when the sides meet on 20 Oct.According to reports in England,command er in chief supt.José mourinho has signed a bill passed by the parliament of Stamford bridge headed by blue army commander capt.John terry who said he received a call from inspector nemanja matic earlier today to inform him that President Abramovich has wants to declare war on de reds.As a result each member of parliament has been assigned to their respective administrative roles. Blue army commander(john terry)assigned to prepare hundred jets to launch missiles. Minister of defence (Cahill)-assemble 1,254,3bomb proofs to each blue army soldier. Minister of foreign attack(Diego Costa)specially assigned by commander mourinho to fly all 100 jets at the same time and launch 345,765,1467,8533 at the house of honorable de -gea. Inspector matic has been assigned to take 6,793snipers with him nd gun down any person he sees wearing a red jersey at old Trafford. Finally commander in chief for the blue army supt.José mourinho has been assigned to pull down the Alex Ferguson statue and replace it with David Moyes.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 02:42:41 +0000
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