Bunch of roses stuffed down the crack of me arse, standing soaked - TopicsExpress



          

Bunch of roses stuffed down the crack of me arse, standing soaked to the bone in a water feature mid afternoon and still being damp at 11pm, finding the biggest bunch of nutters this side of Broadmoor and making the lasses sit with them, putting a blonde wig on and doing a full on Brittany Spears in the middle of a shop, trying to poke a blow up doll and me crowning glory, whipping me clothes off and dancing on the stairs while trying to incite the crowd in me bra, while swinging me shirt round me head.....aye standard weekend in Wakey :-)
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 15:18:32 +0000

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