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Bx Science Junior: Mom its cute that you think you must walk me to the subway. Mom: This is the only chance I have to walk a brand-new high school junior to the subway. Bx Science Junior: Mom my train comes in five minutes. I have no time for pictures. Mom: Pull down your skirt... this pic is for my facebook page. Bx Science Junior: O.K. [Tentative eye roll as she pulls the skirt down and up in one slick motion. Picture taken, she heads for the subway steps.] Mom: Wait, wait, ah didnt get no kiss. Come back muah, muah, muah. [Pins Bx. Sci. Junior to the subway rail while kissing for maximum embarrassment]. Bx Science Junior: [Growling internally; mother hears it still] Mom, get of me, hmmm bye Mom! [Cheery wave as she runs away and is swallowed into the bowels of the subway]. Mom: [To herself] Bye Baby. It has happened! I now reside in the world of teenage angst. I am fulfilled.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 11:42:46 +0000

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