By Judge Mental FRIVOLOUS SPEECHES “ANAL-OGY” is the study of assholes who make a mockery of metaphors. Metaphor, of course, is the application of words to concepts it does not literally denote suggesting comparisons to those concepts like for example “Actor-Politicians.” Actor is a word for a person who acts and stage plays that when applied to the concept of politicians creates a metaphor suggesting a person who acts and stage pays. Problems arise when these actor-politicians make speeches telling of “Kap’s Amazing Stories” in the level of barrio gossips which is probably why such speeches are called “Pre-Village.” Take for example that ‘meta-poor’ of a speech comparing a Cabinet Secretary to “Boy Pick-up” not realizing what that would make of him who was the person picked up and dumped somewhere because the secretary had some better thing to do. But, what was really pathetic was making Exhibit “A” and “B” of his actor-politician son with his wheel chaired actor-politician father giving a whole new cruel dimension to the words “Political Die Nasty.” The speech ridiculed a truckload of evidence that was another poor utilization of metaphor as it betrays someone with a ‘one-truck mind.’ He used a Toy Tonka as a literal metaphor when he could have just as easily been in character by calling it a “Pick-up Truck.” You see analogies and metaphors are tools to simplify the truth except when spewed from dubious mouths resulting in nothing but “Truth Decay.” No wonder his home province sounds analogously similar to the word “CAVITY.”xxx
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 06:29:49 +0000
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