CAPTAINS LOG: star date 91272.21, starship Ellie passes Romulan ships on the voyage to Kayla Radcliffe house in Alburtis to answer a distress call from a cat named scout. We beamed into the house and the cat was no where to be found. But, there was a foul stench that smelled almost like poop. As a matter of fact it was poop. I had a landing team beamed down to remove the matter. After a long vicious journey through the house, we found Scout under the bed waiting to attack. We set our phasers to stun. the cat was scared shitless (because he caused the poop downstairs), and remained where he was. Situation was under control. We beamed back to the starship and continued on our journey. Captain out.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Sep 2013 23:36:04 +0000