CATEGORIES OF STUDENT IN NIGERIA UNIVERSITY LECTURE HALL.. a. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones listen and jot down notes well. They are always found in the front. b. THE ON-LOOKERS: These ones cannot be really classified as good-listeners. They just look at the lecturer, so confused. Whether the lecturer is speaking gibberish or mumbo jumbo, they just keep looking and that’s how they keep looking till exam finish. c. THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! These people know themselves. They are always found saying “abeg i no get strength to write do make I photocopy’’. This set of people can photocopy anything on paper. They don’t care, they just photocopy. – If you no hol yourself well, dem go photocopy you join. Lolz. 1. The “THIS MAN TOO FAST” clique: These students are damn slow. If the lecturer tries to fasten up note calling a bit. They just hands down and join the onlookers. 2. THE PERPETUAL LATE COMER: These are the people who enjoy and derive pleasure coming to class after lecture has started.. They just like sneaking-in and I begin to wonder why the sneaking, didn’t you pay school fees? Abi no be u get d admission ni? 3. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or fervor, They just find one nice spot to receive breeze and 30mins into the lecture, they are off. 4. THE PEN BORROWERS: Whether dem be students abi dem be non-learning students I don’t just understand. These people can never have biro; they keep borrowing till their bag is full of biros. 5. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of people are just looking for how to start a controversy. They just love to argue. Funny thing is that they may not be intelligent book-wise, but when it comes to arguments you can never win them. See Talent! 6. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: Chei these people can ask useless questions ehn? Sometimes the lecturers get frustrated and feel like ignoring the student.You can imagine somebody asking “Sir, the slaves in the plantation, were they allowed to eat the plantain?”
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 09:06:19 +0000