CHIEF COOK, CHIEF CHEF, CHIEF COOK(ER). Yeah! Lets laugh again this Weekend. I cannot kill myself with Naija Wahala o jare, am taking a trip down memory lane. Back in my Secondary School, I was the Chief Noise Maker, Drummer, Singer,Truant, Chief Debater, also Chief of books. I try small abi?(Oruko lo nro mi). In my School I ws popular jingo bcos of my pranks, wits and... my friends always push me forward when Trouble looms, Spurn me at your detriment, that was then ooo, (now, am a gentle lady) I love cooking and taking care of people I cherish. U rememba the boarding Skool I told u in my Bridge Phobia story dat Maami park me throway bcos of my ...? Well, at the back of our hostel, the Boarding house Mistress planted Vegetables, Pepper, Cassava, Fruits among others. We werent allowed to cook bcos of the fear of students burning down the hostel,trust Students, we devised method of bringing in Stoves&raw foodstuffs into the hostel without our Teachers knowledge. We cracked a place in the Ceiling and hid our Foodstuffs and Stoves there, away from the prying eyes of d Inspecting Teachers. Some of us Chief Cooks re fond of entering the boarding house mistress farm to pick vegetables & pepper to spice up our cooking. One fateful day, Nemesis caught up with us, after Saturday hostel inspection, the Vice Principal asked each of the four houses in the Senior hostel to select a student dat knw how to cook very well, na so Blue House(my house) people push me forward to represent our room, me too dey happy wella, for my mind KNOOR Chicken people wan do Cooking Competition whereby they will dash us cash & gifts, unfortunately, the boarding house Mistress has reported to her colleagues that things re developing wings in her farm. Yeee! Come and see beating, the four of us chosen by our houses were caned by different teachers, Judas beating was small compared to ours, afterward we were sent to the Limbo(inbox me for the meaning). For 3days, I was unable to sit correctly bcos of my sore backside, although my friend begged me, I no ansa dem, how everybody go share, relish and enjoy my cooking, at the end of the day, for my room, na only me waka chop cane. The one dat come pain me past, some yeye Students come renamed me Chief Cook till I waka comot for Skool, the boarding house Mistress too always summon four of us weneva her crops developed wings, Chai! See me see palaver, today am laughing over it. Chief Cook is saying, have a beautiful Weekend with superb & yummy delicacies. You only live Once. Enjoy your Life!
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 10:35:56 +0000
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