COFFEE & TESTICLES ------------------------- A Marine vet goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. OK, Have you ever been in the military service? Yes, he says, I was in Iraq for one tour. The interviewer says, That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asks, Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, Yes A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles. The interviewer grimaces and then says, Okay. Youve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day. The guy is puzzled and asks, If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why dont you want me here until 10:00 am? This is a government job, the interviewer says. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 20:46:46 +0000
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