COMEDY POEMS First of all, someone should help me hail all these ELENU comedians who runs there BASKETMOUTH as if they want to sing ACAPELLA. I warn clowns to stop impersonating real comedians because, if I BASH them, even ALIBABA will not be able to separate us, because its either I- GO-DYE or I-GO-SAVE . I was once high on GORDONS spark and I wore a SENATOR’s suit. I went on to approach a lady; she possess a BABY FACE like TEJU , as gorgeous as a PRINCESS and as fair as the lady BOVI used for his comedy skits. She told me her name is Ayo but AY for short and because she talks too much her friends calls her TATAFO. With PENCIL and sheet of paper with me, I requested for her mobile number. Just as she was about calling it out, a man in military uniform, as tall as AKPORORO with beards like OSAMA walked in. He told me to leave, introducing himself as the lady’s boyfriend, she nodded in confirmation. But as a sharp guy, I wanted to claim AJEBO by forming SHAKARA with my head raised like OMOBABA olowo, I told him – ‘ YAW mehn! Don’t you know me, am MC DANIBOY’ . Before I could blink, he gave me a resounding slap, and even after 3 days, it was STILL RINGING. Not until I met SEYILAW, who told me to consult the OMINIscience, after which I walked like DE-DON . Even GBENGA ADEYINKA had no choice than to invite me for shows where I ,met the likes of JULIUS AGWU , OKEYBAKASSI and the rest. But when I woke up, it was just a dream!!!
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 21:51:43 +0000