COPY AND PASTE MODE ACTIVATED!!!! SOME PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULLS AND WHY I DONT WANT THEM TO BE THERE. ROCHAS OKOROCHA:We cant have a president who will ride a motorcycle from Aso Rock to Mararraba just to buy roasted corn. GEJ:I hate ro see some one wearing the same clothes I saw him with a day or two ago.We are damn tired of seeing the resource control dressing abeg. KWANKWASO:Same with above,always in all white and red cap,he will sure scare children that have watched alot of Nigerian home videos.(ghosts always dress like that in those movies) ATIKU:His face look one kain(apologies to Papa P,husband of Mama P) and his family is too large,we may end up having many first ladies, first sons and first daughters.That will make the annual budget for aso rock alone to be around 10Billion(naira not dollars). ADAMS OSHIOMOLE:Too short.Can you imagine we having the shortest president during AU meetings?Omar Bongo of Gabon(the record holder for the shortest president) is dead if not Osho will make a fine presido.BTW,Him don marry? And he will end appointing widows after telling them to GO AND DIE! BUHARI:He is Fulani,as a Gbagyi I cant have a Fulani president that will deal with my people that illegally help themselves with the nation resources. SAM NDA ISAIAH:Writer as a president? He will be too busy replying his criticts on his various colums.I dont think His MAD TEAM(thats the latest name for presidential vuvuzelas)will even be busy. DON AMAECHI:He talks alot,infact He is a drama king.There wont be A Mbu at the top to help him in playing those dramas.He may end up getting us in trouble a country like Yankee and you all know we no go survive that one. FASHOLA:All his names are Yoruba,He should get an Arabic or English name and add to his if he wants my support. TAMBUWAL:He looks like some one who easily laughs,imagine our president laughing at a bomb blast scene.CNN and co no go allow us sleep. BUKOLA SARAKI:Na Ajebo,he will only appoints his fellow ajebo as his cabinet member. And Me as a true representative of Kpakos wont be happy at all. NA JOKE OOO,If you take am serious Sambissa no far. U are free to SHARE if u no de fear face!
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 08:59:58 +0000
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