CRAZINESS is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH is using the last money on you to buy wallet. (Wetin u go put inside d wallet?) STUPIDITY is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment. (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu). WEALTH is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch. (Money speaking). WASTAGE is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there. (Political armed robber). TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter-guard in a barracks. (You may not live well enough to tell the story). IRONY is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport. (He cannot come and die na). FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Silverbird galleria. (Abegi! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now). LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend or wife while you eat only the onions with tears running from your eyes. (You love her abi? Hunger never deal with you). DIRTINESS is when Cockroaches, Rats, Ants, Spiders becomes your roommates and you say God created them for a purpose (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey). STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you didnt re-broadcast so that your friends can LAUGH too. Dont stop the
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 10:45:33 +0000
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