>CRAZINESS is when you buy a BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for 350,000 naira and at the same time owing your landlord one year rent in your face-me-I-face-you apartment. >FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet. What will you put inside d wallet, a chocolates? >STUPIDITY is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a small rented apartment. >WEALTH is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch. >WASTAGE is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your mai-guard and housemaid lives in it. >TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter-guard in a barracks. You may not live well enough to tell the story. >IRONY is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport. >FOOLISHNESS is taking a 5,000 naira cab to watch a film of 1,000 naira at Silverbird Cinemas. You could have waited for the pirated version or better still Molues abound. >LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears gushing out from your eyes. If all guys can be like you...... >MADNESS is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILIAN HAIR. Any to get your desired hair-style. >DIRTINESS is when cockroaches, rats, ants and spiders become your room mates and you say, God created them for a purpose. Big lie! No money to buy rat-traps and insecticides. >SADNESS is when you finish reading this and you dont laugh but frown your face. LOL..... Do have a nice day everyone. #Dumebi
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 07:24:41 +0000
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