CRIMER SHOW . EPPASOD 65. LOYERMAN: (sitting in car) Yor The beste loyer!Defnitley win ! Tiem to driev! (rubs eyes) Porple sqerels ? (beeps) Gete offthe Roade! Idoits PEPL: Looke up!Boloones! OFISEBOSS: Whye ther juste hangeing ther ? SIENTIST: Ah Im can ecplane .Ther soemthinge in them.Or mayebe ther Fake ASSTANT: (cleaning courtroom) O thise a Bigmess.Atleaste Im got moy newe aproon! (sneezes glasses off) But Im nevere gete rid Of thise duste POLISE: Detetcive? DETETCIVE: (on floor) Whuuh? POLISE: Youm fel Aslepe ! DETETCIVE: Heckit!Gete to the Corthous! POLISE: Whish waye is its? CHEIF: (opening cell door) Showetiem . BADGUY: Wher moy Loyer? CHEIF: No ideae.Im am not his Babbysiter! BADGUY: Thise not goode.Thise bad CRIMER: Robon Hoode... (shoots arrow over shoulder) ..nevere had a Moter Sicle . (puts on sunglasses) JUJ: (driving to court) Thaet rufian is hedeing For moy Oatomobbile! (swerves) LOYERMAN: (driving to court) Ahhg !A monstor trukc! (swerves) SHEF: Looke!Thaet boloone poped,an Muney fel oute! PEPL: Ther muney inthe Boloones!Howe wer Reache them? OFISEBOSS: (thinks) Humon piramint! ROPORTER: (on courthouse steps) Whatyu thinke of Badguy? LOYERWOMAN: Hes a scalpgote,a Pasty,a smalefrye .Thers yor sountboite.Nowe Getloste DETETCIVE: (bursting into courtroom) Cheif!Whapen? CHEIF: Juj ainte heere yet.Heckit! ASSTANT: (sneezes) POLISEMANS: Im nede The toelet ! CRIMER: Moy crimeing is a puzle an the Citey is the boxe. (puts on sunglasses) The pepl is the pises ofthe Puzle. VOISEOVER: This its true .
Posted on: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 18:33:53 +0000
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