Came home to find every living creature melted, seeping over the edges of the furniture. Were like Salvador Dalis collection of watches, said Mrs. Crotty. Youll have to peel us off slowly, were that stuck. What happened tye? I said. Blew out the circuits this morning with the vacuum. Fan is Roger Kaputnik altogether. CSMIC, dont get me shtarted, she replied. I cant get you started, youre started already, I said. CSMIC? Work in out for yourself, said she. It mightnt be nice, but there you are. Two clues for ye. First word: Cheap. Second word: Made in China. Thats three words, I said. Whatever-- as the American people say, she said. CSMIC, I said. You have a point. You take my meaning, said she. I do indeed, I said. God be with the auld Electroluxes, and the Hoovers, said she. They were the right job. Well be back to the mop and the broom, mark my words. The mop and the broom, said she. Plug in the fan, will you? Well enjoy it while it lasts. We will, I said.
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