Can’t believe how brave Tom Daley was the other day. After he agreed to present another series of that shit reality diving programme Splash. The Rolling Stones made me fail my chemistry exam. Jumpin Jack Flash is not a gas. An alien from the Crab Nebula, disguised as a Scotsman, is studying the holiday brochures for Greece in an Earthbound Travel Agents. The hermaphrodite being asks the shop assistant: Are there any discounts for the Athens Tour? Not at this time. was the reply the alien looked incredulous, But most of the buildings are ruins! You cannot hang out with negative people and expect a positive life. Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. Good morning all, enjoy your day, and please spare a thought for my Ninja xxx
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 09:32:31 +0000
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