Cat Haiku You never feed me. Perhaps Ill sleep on your face. That will show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! good dog! good dog! The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound Cat vomit hairball somewhere. Will find in morning. Grace personified I leap into the window I meant to do that Blur of motion, then- Silence, me, a paper bag What is so funny? The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds Your foot just squashed one. Youre always typing Well, lets see you ignore my Sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box You cannot see me if I Can just hide my head. Terrible battle I fought for hours. Come and see! Whats a term paper? Kitty likes plastic Confuses for litter box Dont leave tarp around Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner Want to trim my claws Dont even think about it! My yelps will wake the dead I want to be close To you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper. Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in the bed, then screams! My claws arent that sharp.... Cats meow out of angst Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much Litter box not there You must have moved it again Ill crap in the sink The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold time for Cup Hockey Were almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 14:00:02 +0000
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