Celebration season begins this week as we prepare for another Thanksgiving where we count our many blessings, honor our losses, and prepare for the joys of Christmas and a glorious new year. Music will fill the air with songs of sleigh bells and snow men and an ageless Elf in a red suit. New adventures await around each new corner and new heroes will emerge to lead us to a bright and glorious new tomorrow. Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin will enjoy a new series where they will dispatch (kill) all sorts of animals from the safety of an airplane. The Honorable Revenant Brownback will lead us all in prayer as we cast out demons from a gay community or, burn it down on live television. And, an exciting new series will keep us all on the edge of our seats as Ted Cruz searches for his brain rumored to be near the Lost Dutchman gold mine somewhere in the Superstition Mountains . There is a lot to celebrate as this year closes but none can equal the gathering of good souls at the Westborough Church where an exorcism or decapitation is on the agenda. Arent you glad you did not take the time to vote in the mid-terms and instead, sat on you widening foundation eating chips and changing channels. Enjoy the world you allowed to happen.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:46:35 +0000
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