Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of Presents Hell No We Get the Eight Crazy Nights Oh boy But if you Still Feel like The only kid in Town without a Christmas Tree I guess My First two songs didnt do it for You so Here Comes Number 3 three Heres a List of People Who are Jewish Just like You and Me Winona Ryder Drinks Manischewitz Wine Then Spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein Guess Who Gives and Receives Loads of Chanukah Toys The Girls From Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish Courtney Love is Half too Put them Together What a Funky Bad ass Jew We got Harvey Keitel And flash dancer Jennifer Beals Yasmine Bleeth From Baywatch is Jewish And yes Her Boobs are Real Put on that yarmulka Its time for Chanukah 2 time Ocsar winning Dustin HoffManaka celebrates Chanukah and o.J. Simpson Still Not a Jew But Guess Who is The Guy who does the Voice For Scooby Doo is Bob Dylan was born a Jew Then he wasnt But Now he back Mary Tyler Moores husband is Jewish Cause were Pretty Good in the Sack David Lee Roth Lights the Menorah So does James Concord Douglas and the late Dina Shora Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli. Ponomans half Jewish Goldie Hawns half too. and can spin a dredl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock Both Jewish! Hall of Famer Rod Carew We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Fords a quarter Jewish Not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrogge is Well hes not but guess who is All three stooges Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed On the PGA tour No Im Not Talking about Tiger Woods Im talkin about Mr Happy Gilmore So many Jews are in the show biz Bruce Springsteen isnt Jewish But My Mother thinks He is and Ross and Phoebe From Friends say the Chanukah Blessing So does Lennys pal Squiggy and Will and Graces Debra Messing Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon Never Mixed Meat with dairy Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie! We got Jerry Lewis Ben Stiller and Jack Black Tom Arnold Converted to Judaism But You Guys can have him back am Just kiddin Tommy We may Not Get to kiss underneath the mistletoe But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow am Jewish [ADAM SANDLER:] Oh My God Sweet Robbie Schneider is here! [Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke here comes Chanukah [Rob Schneider:] The guy in Willie Nelsons band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukaaah [ADAM SANDLER:] Ah good job, Schneider! [Robbie Schneider:] What are you talkin about [ADAM SANDLER:] All right now Osama bin Laden [ Audience:] BOOoooooo! Not a big fan of the Jews Well maybe thats because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes (Her mamas Jewish.) Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision but one thing they could Not get out of Their painful circumcision Gwyneth Paltrows half Jewish But a full Time Oscar winner Jennifer Connellys half Jewish too And Id like to put some more in her Whoo Theres Lou Reed Perry Farrell Beck and Paula Abdul Joey Ramone invented punk rock music but First came Hebrew school! Hey Natalie Portmanika Its time to Celebrate Chanukah I hope I Get an Abtronica On this joyful toyful Chanukah So get a high colonika And soil your long johnnakahs If you Really Really wannakah Have a Happy Happy happy Happy Happy Happy happy Happy Hanukkaho many Jews are in show biz Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is Tell your Friend Veronica Its time to celebrat Hanukkah Dont ForGet Harmonica On this Lovely Lovely Hanukkah So drink your Gin and tonic a And smoke your Maraijuana If you Really Really Really Really wanna ka Have a Happy Happy happy Happy Hannukah Happy Hanukkah
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 11:01:25 +0000
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