Chatting on a Plane A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. Shortly after the take off, he turned to her and said, Lets talk. Ive heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, What would you like to talk about? Oh, I dont know, said the man. How about nuclear power? he smiled. OK, she said, that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? The man, visibly surprised by the blondes intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the blonde replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you dont know crap?
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 00:30:23 +0000
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