Check your pulse. Phew. You made it to Friday. Was touch and go for a minute there... Here are your #PassiveAggressiveHoroscopes and #Affirmations: ARIES: You need to get riled up over something – ANYTHING – when you’re not into what you’re doing, you absolutely suck at it. Aries Affirmation: “I’m going to be my own Hanz and Franz and pump myself up. If I can’t, I’ll put it aside and do something that engages me.” TAURUS: You may be the only one pessimistic enough to scrutinize a honeymoon period b/c none of your wounds heal. Keep it logical though. Taurus Affirmation: “When I have the wherewithal to be skeptical, I can go overboard. Diamonds don’t come precut and shiny.” GEMINI: All clear for a great idea that pops (or returns) into your head – you’re even good for the full follow through, which is rare. Hidden Gem Gypsysini Affirmation: “This idea is so good, I’m even going to walk it to school after getting it dressed, fed and packing its lunch. Go me!” CANCER: The Hunter/Gatherer in you is never more evident than when you have to venture out to scour for a good deal. Cheapskate. :P Cancer Affirmation: “If something is needed, I am the one who can locate its secret hiding place, or find an even better, cheaper substitute.” LEO: Pick any Tom Cruise protagonist/hero character. That’s you today. Youre unstoppable (in the end – you get some dramatic pauses). Leo Affirmation: “Today, I am winning hard – not Charlie Sheen winning, but the type of winning I fantasize about all the time.” VIRGO: Stay composed and zen when whatever announcement comes your way. No tantrums. People will notice your adaptability. Virgo Affirmation: “Even if I’m absolutely shitting myself, on the surface I will toss the fear away casually like dryer lint, work around it.” LIBRA: No time to pat yourself on the back for shit you needed to get done anyway. Clear off your plate before you plan the celebrations. Libra Affirmation: “It’s Friday, but I need to make that last push to finish everything up so I actually have time to be proud of myself.” SCORPIO: Your social graces are a little ‘off’ today – now don’t get defensive and claim you don’t care. Just be aware, and chill. Scorpio Affirmation: “Everyone has ‘off’ days with other human beings. If I’m aware, I can prevent some faux pas; if not, *shrug*.” SAGITTARIUS: When you’re in a good mood, it’s insidiously contagious. You may not notice the effect you have, but it’s there. Sag Affirmation: “I gotta stop looking for evidence of the ripple effect and trust that it’s there. Otherwise I have no incentive to stay positive.” CAPRICORN: Offer some cheese when you’re met with whine. Some people can’t handle the truth. Not like you, Jack Nicholson. Capricorn Affirmation: “I’ll try to be understanding when I get pushback. At least one of us should be mature; it should probably be me.” AQUARIUS: Go ahead – try/adopt new things/methods – after all, you secretly do love trial and error because you love to experiment. Aquarius Affirmation: “I learn the most by observing what happens when I tinker with factors one by one. Mwa ha. Mwa ha ha!” PISCES: When it comes to your opposition, divide and conquer. After you coolly observe them and ascertain their weaknesses. Pisces Affirmation: “Unleash your inner Sun Tzu - take down the naysayers with stealth and tact. I know, hard for you – you’ll be fine.”
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 15:38:29 +0000
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