Christmas movie Tweet-length reviews. Enjoy: DISNEY’S A CHRISTMAS CAROL “Disney’s A Christmas Carol”: Poster shows Scrooge flying through the London sky. Good to see reverence for the source material. SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE “Santa Claus: The Movie”: All I’m saying is, before this film, Dudley Moore made good movies (like “10”). After this film, he DIED. IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE “It’s a Wonderful Life”: Every time a bell rings, “It’s a Wonderful Life” airs on TV in December… LOOK WHO’S TALKING NOW “Look Who’s Talking Now”: Technically an X-mas movie. The tagline is “The World’s favorite family is back!” Key word: the “WORLD’S”. SCROOGED “Scrooged”: After “Caddyshack”, “Stripes” & “Ghostbusters”, who said, “let’s make Bill Murray play an asshole for half a movie?” TRAPPED IN PARADISE “Trapped in Paradise”: So bad it’s hard to believe that’s actually pre-Oscar Nicolas Cage. ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS “Ernest Saves Christmas”: All I’m saying is, before this film, Jim Varney was on good TV shows (like “Alice″). After this film, he DIED. LOVE ACTUALLY “Love Actually”: Just enough nudity and swearing to balance out the sentimentality. EVERYBODY’S FINE “Everybody’s Fine”: Robert DeNiro sets off across the country at Christmas to reunite with his children and an Academy Award. THE POLAR EXPRESS “The Polar Express”: Creepy-looking kids go to the North Pole, creepy-looking Tom Hanks sings creepy songs about hot chocolate. Creepy. DR. SEUSS’ HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas” won an Oscar. Let’s recap: “The Grinch” – 1, Alfred Hitchcock – 0.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 03:02:01 +0000
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