Coffee My daughters asked me this morning: Mommy, why do you drink coffee?? Is it delicious? I said: would you like a little taste?? They said: yes, & tried & said: its not delicious! Flory said: does it have nutrition?? I said: it has caffeine! Flory said: what does caffeine do?? I said: it helps with concentration. Flory said: oh, I need caffeine because Im too hyper & a scatter brain! But I dont like the taste of coffee. Is there any other good reason why you drink coffee Mommy?? Bianca said: oh I know! It makes the boobies small, right Mommy?? Flory said: what??? I said: yes, it dries the milk & shrink the boobies! Flory said: But Mommy, why would you want that?? Why do you want to shrink your boobies?? Bianca said: oh I know, because big boobies give Mommy back pain & if Mommy gets a back pain & Daddy wants to give her a massage & then Daddy wants the spoon from Mommy, & Mommy gets mad from that, & then they start wrestling, & then Daddy punches Mommy & Mommy punches Daddy & the punching is too much & then they wake up everybody & then nobody gets to sleep anymore, & on & on... & its all because of the boobies! Flory said: oh my God! I didnt know all those noisy fights is because of the boobies! I hope I dont get a big boobie when I become older. But how do you know that Bianca?? Bianca said: I know because thats why Mommy drinks coffee! Too make the boobies small!
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 10:04:39 +0000
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