Cold is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the - TopicsExpress



          

Cold is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit) 65 -Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night 60 -Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 -Miami residents turn on the heat 45 -Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts 40 -You can see your breath -Californians shiver uncontrollably -Minnesotans go swimming 35 -Italian cars dont start 32 -Water freezes 30 -You plan your vacation to Australia 25 -Ohio water freezes -Californians weep pitiably -Minnesotans eat ice cream -Canadians go swimming 20 -Politicians begin to talk about the homeless -New York City water freezes -Miami residents plan vacation further South 15 -French cars dont start -Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 -You need jumper cables to get the car going 5 -American cars dont start 0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts -10 -German cars dont start -Eyes freeze shut when you blink -15 -You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo -Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects -Miami residents cease to exist -20 -Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you -Politicians actually do something about the homeless -Minnesotans shovel snow off roof -Japanese cars dont start -25 -Too cold to think -You need jumper cables to get the driver going -30 -You plan a two week hot bath -Swedish cars dont start -40 -Californians disappear -Minnesotans button top button -Canadians put on sweaters -Your car helps you plan your trip South -50 -Congressional hot air freezes -Alaskans close the bathroom window -80 -Hell freezes over -Polar bears move South -Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game -90 -Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 17:25:49 +0000

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