Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor? Joker: A peace symbol, sir! Colonel: Whered you get it? Joker: I dont remember, sir! Colonel: What is that youve got written on your helmet? Joker: Born to kill, sir! Colonel: You write born to kill on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. Whats that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? Joker: No, sir! Colonel: What is it supposed to mean? Joker: I dont know, sir! Colonel: You dont know very much, do you? Joker: No, sir! Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you! Joker: Yes, sir! Colonel: Now answer my question or youll be standing tall before the man! Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir! Colonel: The what? Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir! Colonel: Whose side are you on, son? Joker: Our side, sir! Colonel: Dont you love your country? Joker: Yes, sir! Colonel: Then how bout getting with the program? Why dont you jump on the team and come on in for the big win? Joker: Yes, sir! Colonel: Son, all Ive ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. Its a hard-ball world, son. Weve gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over! Joker: [salutes] Aye-aye, sir!
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 08:53:58 +0000
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