Confession....(Got me a row earlier) :) Forgive me father for I - TopicsExpress



          

Confession....(Got me a row earlier) :) Forgive me father for I have sinned Knelt down to pray when I broke wind Took great relief in my deflation Unlike the surrounding congregation Forgive me father I followed through When kneeling down my arse it blew Which saw me stay in that same position For an hour or so I swear! a mission Forgive me father for missing communion My arse was all sticky I knew that Id blewn yin But you did say that god was beside us at times Well father ...this shite maybe just isnt mines Forgive me father for writing such malice Next time I return I will bow to thy chalice And promise to empty my bowels in advance So not to get caught while the lord is at dance Hev c13 :o
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:28:19 +0000

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